Wednesday 10 March 2010

Door Closed....Cue Window...!!!!!














In definite need of a blog!

you know those experiences that make you wake up and feel like your a different person to yesterday....well just had one.
Dating is a stressful process!!...you're so desperate to gauge the sanity of the other person that it just turns into an immediate judging competition hanging on every word... poor guy. And of course, in depth pre and post date analysis amongst girlfriends is a must but... again.. this can snowball into sweeping and often incorrect judgment of character! Oh what fun!

seriously though come on you guys need to brush up on your dating etiquette!!

1) ASK QUESTIONS
2) GIVE THE GIRL A COMPLIMENT OR TWO! (even if you dont mean it and definitely not just immediately before the "bedroom scene")
3) DONT TELL SHIT STORIES (if im not looking into your eyes im not interested)
4) HOW ABOUT A BIT OF CHIVALRY !?!?!?!? (i know this is the 21st century but come ON -its not about saying- "your round then")
5) DISCUSSING OLD DRUG HABITS IS NOT A PULLING POINT! trust me
6) CHILL ON THE FAMILY TREE (second cousins twice removed that you taught how to tie their shoe laces are irrelevant at this point)
7) FEED ME! .... i like food.. take me for dinner already
8) DONT TELL ME I LOOK LIKE FLORENCE (and the machine) SHE IS A LESBIAN.. I AM NOT.
9) PLEASE LET ME FINISH MY STORIES (i have enough trouble telling them anyway)
10) DONT CALL ME .. ever

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH
maybe my standards are too high but seriously ... i could go on and on and on.........

Unsuccessful!

However I do not regret by any means.. we win some we lose some... and you can take something and learn a lot from everything!

Door Closed...cue Window!!!!!

1 comment:

  1. you are a nutter... what if he reads this?! I wish I was a fly on the wall in your life sometimes x

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